Thursday, August 30, 2007
What I've Done
aye aye, i dunno whaaat i've done lately... met back with a whole bunch of my primary school friends a couple of weeks ago, most of them are girls (yay)... but somehow... i just keep getting on their nerves... hehehe ^^"
And this is where the idea comes from, i don't think i need to introduce the characters right? from the first sight you already know the leng chai is me lah! (wohahaha~!) Then the rest i think those of y'all from TN wan should know kua? (hohoho~)
Thursday, August 9, 2007
MSC Digital Drawing Competition 2007

Kaput ady looh! lost ady loooh! i joined this competition, organized by MSC wan, it's a digital comic IP design competition. Don't ask me what's IP, cuz until now i'm still having no idea at all! ~_~ but basically they don't require you to draw a comic lah, just presenting the ideas with some samples in a proposal will do. Then if your idea is good enough they'll short list the contestants into the final round. This is where the contestants are required to talk about their ideas and trying to convince the judges with their presentation.The competition started early in the beginning of the year on April 2007. But
me, you know lah, smart fella, never heard of the news until Eugene informed me... and the saddest thing is... i read his email just 3 days before the submission date! i rushed like hell man! Thinking of the story, design the characters, draw three pages of samples and preparing the proposal, all done in three days! But i made it, during the submission day itself me and my pa drove all the way to Cyberjaya to submit this thing. But i didn't put much hope in it y'know, since it is a last minute job. And i waited, one week, two weeks... no replies... then by the third week, 1st August 2007, i opened my mailbox and it says, "Dear Wilson Lew Sern Yong, Thank you for your submission of the proposal for the MSC Malaysia Digital Comic Competition 2007. The Evaluation Committee, after much consideration and deliberation is glad to inform you that your proposal has been shortlisted to pitch on the Pitching Day."
......... i jumped man! "YIPPEE! I GOT INTO THE FINAL" it was a supprise of a life time! And i anxiously waited till the pitching day, which is yesterday. i woke up very early in the morning, ran through a couple of practices, dressed to impressed, and start off my journey to the competition spot by 10am... reached there about 10.30... and the competition starts at 1.... i wasn't really nervous, but since i was there already i took a tour around the resort. It was a very nice place, quiet and peaceful. And without realizing the time, it's already noon. I don't feel like being late to the competition, so i didn't eat anything and went into the ballroom where my competition is being held. The contestants are very strong! Some are really good in drawing, while some can't draw anything at all, but they have an incredible concept! So i anxiously waited for my turn... in hunger.... and finally around 3.30pm, "Finally!" I presented, no flaws, everything goes just as plan, no nervous, but erm.... it appears that i prepared the wrong thing for them.... cuz in the invitation letter, they asked for presentation about your comic idea, concept, character designs, and then they also asked for business plan, schedule and budgets... and time to talk about all this -- 5 minutes sharp! i don't know what to present so i just summarize everything, just go through, go through, go through.... didn't put much samples and all... oh well! i finish summarizing everything in 5 minutes, but it appears that the judges are more anxious about the samples and the idea of the comic... soooo i got some negative feedbacks from the judges, aaand yeah.... i didn't win in the end. But it was an interesting experience to be there, to look at other's idea, how they presents, and to re-evaluate myself! There are much more i need to improve in order to move closer towards my dream, this is not the last everyone's gonna see of me man! Winning this competition will be a big leap for me in my career, but losing it just means i'll have to stick back to my old plan. But I will return next year, and I WILL stun everyone with my work in the future! And ONE DAY, I WILL become one of the top class professional comic artist in the WORLD! That's a promise! 

HA~! This is where our former prime minister Tun Sri Dr Mahithir Muhammad stood before during the opening ceremony of this resort! he gave his speech here along with several other countries' Prime Ministers and Presidens! ta-da! ^^

this is where the Vice Presiden of the United States '98, Al Gore stood during the speech! fufufu!
This is the view of the entire resort and also the plates and memorial of the opening ceremony ground.
well, the least i can do is take some stupid pictures before i leave this place! and apparently i took quite a lot! :D
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Karaoke Addiction!
Waaah! Jia Qi ~ Jia Qi, you are sooooo nice, you really uploaded it on youtube.... -_-
and you put my name there somemore! Now everyone knows there's an idiot in PJ name Wilson ady!
kena bom kau kau loh this time! yam-gong!
but it was fun! and i'm really having a great time there! Just don't give a damn about anything and everything! just sing out my heart content! usually i'd sing alone in my house. My father use to buy these karaoke CDs, we even have the karaoke set, but i didn't use it lah -- too noisy ady! But my parents never use them y'know, no one sings, so me and my brother happily go and play the CDs, and sing! Our favourites songs -- 伍佰的歌 (Wu Bai's songs)! yeah!
Then the first time i went karaoke, invited by Edvin they all (my college friends: A-Ken, Anzai, Kok Hoe, Jian, and who else? can't recall). And i find it really fun! loads of people there! no one cares whether you're good singer or not -- just sing! And those songs everyone knows wan, all sing together! it was really enjoyable!
Second time was few weeks ago, go with Eek Ping, Jia Qi, Lai Chin, Clare, and Clare's boyfriend, Ong Kiat. Same as my first experience, it was really fun! just sing! The sad thing is, all the others have to endure me singing sad songs, and 伍佰's song! woahahaha! BUT I DON'T CARE MAN! THE ONLY WAY TO STOP ME IS DON'T GIVE ME THE MIC! And just when i happily singing out my heart content, this smart Eek Ping go and choose the song i have most trouble in singing... You Raise Me Up by Josh Gorban, and force me to sing... smart fella smart! and the smartest wan is Jia Qi, she pandai pandai go and record, and PANDAI PANDAI PUT IT UP ON YOUTUBE!
oh well, like this only got fun mah! As long as everyone's happy then it's good enough lah! i had a really good time that day either! But the time limit seems a little bit short! 2 or 3 hours only, for 6 people, MANA ADA CUKUP??!!! Must sing MORE! and probably because of that i'm getting some sort of addiction ady... mmfufufu!
the song chosen by smart Eek Ping, but luckily didn't see the face... muahahaha!
"It's My Life~!"
Jackie Cheung's 吻别 (kiss goodbye). i know there's an english version wan but this, is the original! i listen to this song when i was........ oiyo.... that was looooooong time ago loh!
so bila mau pigi karaoke again ah? ^^ me got collections of lyrics of all the oldies chinese songs y'know! english songs also got, Bee Gees lah, Micheal Jackson lah, Bon Jovi lah! ~hohohoho!
and you put my name there somemore! Now everyone knows there's an idiot in PJ name Wilson ady!
kena bom kau kau loh this time! yam-gong!
but it was fun! and i'm really having a great time there! Just don't give a damn about anything and everything! just sing out my heart content! usually i'd sing alone in my house. My father use to buy these karaoke CDs, we even have the karaoke set, but i didn't use it lah -- too noisy ady! But my parents never use them y'know, no one sings, so me and my brother happily go and play the CDs, and sing! Our favourites songs -- 伍佰的歌 (Wu Bai's songs)! yeah!
Then the first time i went karaoke, invited by Edvin they all (my college friends: A-Ken, Anzai, Kok Hoe, Jian, and who else? can't recall). And i find it really fun! loads of people there! no one cares whether you're good singer or not -- just sing! And those songs everyone knows wan, all sing together! it was really enjoyable!
Second time was few weeks ago, go with Eek Ping, Jia Qi, Lai Chin, Clare, and Clare's boyfriend, Ong Kiat. Same as my first experience, it was really fun! just sing! The sad thing is, all the others have to endure me singing sad songs, and 伍佰's song! woahahaha! BUT I DON'T CARE MAN! THE ONLY WAY TO STOP ME IS DON'T GIVE ME THE MIC! And just when i happily singing out my heart content, this smart Eek Ping go and choose the song i have most trouble in singing... You Raise Me Up by Josh Gorban, and force me to sing... smart fella smart! and the smartest wan is Jia Qi, she pandai pandai go and record, and PANDAI PANDAI PUT IT UP ON YOUTUBE!
oh well, like this only got fun mah! As long as everyone's happy then it's good enough lah! i had a really good time that day either! But the time limit seems a little bit short! 2 or 3 hours only, for 6 people, MANA ADA CUKUP??!!! Must sing MORE! and probably because of that i'm getting some sort of addiction ady... mmfufufu!
the song chosen by smart Eek Ping, but luckily didn't see the face... muahahaha!
"It's My Life~!"
Jackie Cheung's 吻别 (kiss goodbye). i know there's an english version wan but this, is the original! i listen to this song when i was........ oiyo.... that was looooooong time ago loh!
so bila mau pigi karaoke again ah? ^^ me got collections of lyrics of all the oldies chinese songs y'know! english songs also got, Bee Gees lah, Micheal Jackson lah, Bon Jovi lah! ~hohohoho!
Friday, July 27, 2007
My Nightmare = toilet...
The Brain is a very complex and unique organ in our body, it is the main component that controls our entire body whether contiously (hand movements) or subcontionsly (heart beat), that gives us thoughts, that gives us feelings, that makes us who we are, depends on the influence of the education and environment. There are also people who believes that our soul lives in this place as the main control medium of our body. It is special, and it provides many unresolved questions to the scientists, to us human race. And one of the unexplainable mistery would be ~ dream.
It is random, it has no specific theme or reasons that a dream occurs, though some claimed that it might have some relation to our life -- could be a vision of the future, or the past, or a vision of a person's previous life (for those who believes in Karma), or even a vision of the dead. But most of the time, it is random and uncertain. Things that you'd never seen before appear in your dream, people whom you'd never met before talk to you in your dream, hence giving us the feeling of deijavu sometimes. and there are three main types of dream: a sweet dream, stupid dream, and nightmares.
When you talk about nightmares, it is always something scary, that you'd never wish to dream of. Some people dreamed of being killed by people, some people dreamed of falling off a building, some dreamed of ghost (watching too much horror movies). But some claimed that the ghost is real and is someone related to them... spooky huh? And some even say that same, repeated nightmare might means something -- your death, your omen, or your past life's death. So if what they said is true... then my past life... must be dead in the toilet.... cuz... my nightmare is always about..... toilet....
I seldome dream, when i sleep, i'm as good as dead, nothing but my ringing clock could wake me up. And when i have a dream, it is always about something nice... or stupid... like running around in the shopping complex with my bolster, seeing teachers in my old school which doesn't seem like my old school but i claimed it to be my old school, or (this is a crazy one) f***ing a seductive succubus while being chased by a Balrog... ~_~ yeah... it's stupid alright. But none of this ever repeated in my dream, yet there's one, a nightmare, always repeated, though sometimes it is different a little bit, but it is always in the
same place -- toilet...
same place -- toilet... it was looong time ago when i first had my nightmare, i was in a toilet.... well... i don't think i should describe the dream cuz... it's scary.... scary in the sense of.... disgusting.... REALLY disgusting... not those bloody type of disgusting but it's disgusting... and erm.... i think i should leave the details... cuz after i had the dream i jumped off from my bed and skipped my breakfirst cuz.... it's too disgusting -- i lost my appetite after the dream so you should know how disgusting it is.... and i had this nightmare when i was in... form 2.... or
around there. But fortunately i don't have it contineuously though. The dream stops appearing the next day. Then after a long time, it happens again! Same dream, same place, same nightmare... a little bit different though. And it starts appearing every once in a while, it's not really the exact same dream, it differs a little bit, but i'm always in the toilet. Hence i developed an ability to listen or see gross things and still able to eat... unless what i eat looks too similar to the "thing" lah...
So i have this nightmare again, last night. This time it's a different toilet. It's a special one! i was in a shop, asking if i could use the shop's toilet, the shopkeeper pointed me to the back and so i went. But the moment i open the door it is quite... supprising. There was a stair, a supprisingly long stairs like the one in Batu Caves, except, this one is made of simen without painting, and it is watery. If you'd been to a low cost house and enter their toilet then you'd probably know what i'm talking about. So the bowl is high up at the end of the stairs and after i got up there, there're two dirty bowls... and THERE'S NO FEAKING DOOR! only a curtain that covered half of the place... but it was an imergency that time, so "fark it lah" i said, just use... and it's gross... really... ok... leave the details... don't blame me if you want to imagined the situation! You can always choose not to think you know! XD
So i woke up... and i began to think, why is it the same disgusting thing always appeared? and i begin to thought of the myth, if the myth is true, that the dream might be a vision of my previous life, and since this is a nightmare, it must be how i died, and it's in a toilet...... so.... what was i in my previous life? After thinking for a while, i found my conclusion -- i must be a lizard! There are some other suggestion that i thought of like roach, flies, and spiders. But i don't like insects, so i don't think i'm those, but lizard. I like lizards, cuz when they're around the flies will be eaten. And i like climbing... i'd jumped off from first floor to ground floor before, never died, not even ingured...
So here's my conclusion, my previous life was a pathetic lizard that probably love to sneak around in girl's toilet and eventually got flushed down in a filthy bowl with... you know what...
oh, why girl's toilet you said? cuz i like girls! And i believe this is the same thing that never changed from the past till now! hmm.... doens't sounds right... =_=
erm................ yet again.... that was pathetic.... But if that was true, then i MUST do something in this life that's totally opposite to that! WILSON'S GONNA BE GREAT! CALL ME, WILSON 'ZA GREAT! wohahahahahaha! 

man i love this emoticon...
Still i hope the dream means nothing... bah.... don't care lah! IT'S JUST A DREAM!
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Investment
i just went back to college yesterday, not that i wanted to, but i have to get back my results! i pass of course, not with a VEEERY good results, but i'm satisfied with it! A 3rd class with honours degree, no complaints and no regrets! Oh well, now i can start looking for jobs, i guess that marks the end of my honey moon either. But what job should i look for? hmm.... i want something with ok earning and short working hour! The short working hour is my main concern, i don't give a damn about O.T, i just wanna go there, work, time up and i'm off! i'm just wondering if i'd ever get this kind of job?
Start influencing them, telling and teaching them that they should safe money, that shopping is bad, having just one pair of shoes is enough, one bag is enough, that they don't have to keep on buying and buying. Brainwash them! Then further influence them, tell them the importance of healthy diets, exercises, keeping fit and admirable body. Then you can educate them, that they must listen to their husband after they're married, that when her husband say yes, she shall never say no, that she must fulfill her husband desire, but of course to make it less obvious, you must teach her how to defend herself if her husband is a bad one and so on. Like this, you invest on several girls, remember that you don't have to aim on one girl only! invest on several, and always keep in mind that you're just their big brother, influence and educate them till they grow up. This will avoid
you from being too obvious and too aggressive to them! But you have to be careful for not being too brother-like as well! cuz if they're just seeing you as their brother, then you just failed in your investment! It is a long investment, and a one shot investment! You won't have that much time to work this kind of master plan! So search carefully, pick your target and invest carefully, and by the time they're 20, you move in for the harvest! MUAHAHAHAHAA! BY THAT TIME YOU'D BE INFLUENCING THEM SO MUCH THAT THEY'LL BE THE IDEAL WIVES THAT EVERY MEN IN THIS WORLD ARE LOOKING FOR!
Still don't get the big picture? You see, let's say you start knowing this girl by the age of 12, after investing for 8 years, they're pretty much being brainwashed by you already! almost half of their life is being "educated" by you! So by the time you take your action to a further level, they'll be pretty much of how you'd want them to be! Someone nice and caring and... don't like shopping and is satisfied by having just a paper bag as their hand-bag and...... okay i'm wondering why my head feel so hurt out of a sudden? ouch ouch ouch! It feels like someone's been knocking on my head! Oh i'm gonna sneeze............................ i have a bad feeling.... i think someone's cursing me right now...... better stop typing! That's all for today, ta!
oh well, job hunt aside, one of my friend talked to me about investment the other day, she said (yeah it's a she! wow! -_-) that young people like us should start investing on something for future security. So i asked her, what should i invest on? She doesn't know what to suggest and said she'll let me know more when she learnt more. But i do know a few investments out there that people usually go for: stock market, side business, real estate, insurance, vehicles, etc. Depends on what kind of investment you're looking for, there are many types of insurance out there you can find. For an instance, you have a business of your own, but you plan to build up your market, so either you invest on another shop lot and open a branch stall for your business, or you invest on more vehicles and man power to help running your business and cover more areas. When all these can be considered as normal investments, your friendly buddy here (that's me! ^^) suggests a new investment! Somthing new, something creative and brilliant and worth your time and money!


What's this brilliant idea we're talking about you asked? We're talking about investments on GIRLS! yeah! you heard me! But not just normal girls! I'm talking about.... little girls! Ngiek-he-he! But don't mistaken me as a pedophile for i am a perfectly normal person who love girls with beautiful faces, smooth skin, a pair of lovely boobs, tight waist, sexy leg, and cute ass.... okay..... i think i've given too much information.... the bottom line is, i am a perfectly normal guy in terms of both physically and psycologically! But why am i talking about investing on little girls? what does that means? It means, be friend with little girls, those who're still in primary or secondary school girls. Be friend with them, a good friend, to them, you're someone they can count on, like their big brother, their teacher, yet you're neither to them, you're just -- their Friend! Once you do that, you can start a big plan already!
Start influencing them, telling and teaching them that they should safe money, that shopping is bad, having just one pair of shoes is enough, one bag is enough, that they don't have to keep on buying and buying. Brainwash them! Then further influence them, tell them the importance of healthy diets, exercises, keeping fit and admirable body. Then you can educate them, that they must listen to their husband after they're married, that when her husband say yes, she shall never say no, that she must fulfill her husband desire, but of course to make it less obvious, you must teach her how to defend herself if her husband is a bad one and so on. Like this, you invest on several girls, remember that you don't have to aim on one girl only! invest on several, and always keep in mind that you're just their big brother, influence and educate them till they grow up. This will avoid
you from being too obvious and too aggressive to them! But you have to be careful for not being too brother-like as well! cuz if they're just seeing you as their brother, then you just failed in your investment! It is a long investment, and a one shot investment! You won't have that much time to work this kind of master plan! So search carefully, pick your target and invest carefully, and by the time they're 20, you move in for the harvest! MUAHAHAHAHAA! BY THAT TIME YOU'D BE INFLUENCING THEM SO MUCH THAT THEY'LL BE THE IDEAL WIVES THAT EVERY MEN IN THIS WORLD ARE LOOKING FOR!
Still don't get the big picture? You see, let's say you start knowing this girl by the age of 12, after investing for 8 years, they're pretty much being brainwashed by you already! almost half of their life is being "educated" by you! So by the time you take your action to a further level, they'll be pretty much of how you'd want them to be! Someone nice and caring and... don't like shopping and is satisfied by having just a paper bag as their hand-bag and...... okay i'm wondering why my head feel so hurt out of a sudden? ouch ouch ouch! It feels like someone's been knocking on my head! Oh i'm gonna sneeze............................ i have a bad feeling.... i think someone's cursing me right now...... better stop typing! That's all for today, ta! ^^
Please Read:
alright, i'm hereby to apologize if this post is being too offensive. i was bored and was thinking of some jokes to tell my friends and crazy things pop up sometimes! i really just making this up as a joke and mean no offense to the girls! if you think this is too rude to be posted up here just let me know and i shall delete it in no time! Of course, we love the ladies as who they are and how they act. Though there are times their attitude really doesn't please people, but we should always learn and remember to look at the good side of them, the happy memont we spent with them. Looking at the bright side instead of the dark. According to Buddha's teaching: "how you look at people reflects the image of your true self, and how people look at you", if you only see people as trash then you yourself are not much diffent from a garbage either; if you see people as good, this reflects your positive thinking nature, and life is always easier that way! hmm... going off topic already...
Anyway, i hope that anyone who read this post can read it with open mind and have a good laugh along the way, but if it is too offensive, i sincerely apologize and do let me know if you feel that way!
And no, please don't try this "brilliant idea" in real life, you'd either become a bachelor for your entire life, or you'd get caught by policemen for trying something immoral or inhuman on a 12 year old girl. Or in worst case scenario, you'll get killed by the girl's father! If i'm the father, yes that's what i'll do! SO DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME! or IN REAL LIFE! or IN LIFE! EVER!
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