Friday, October 5, 2007

ATTENTION TO ALL BACHELORS/BACHELORETTES OUT THERE!!!

FEELING DOWN? FEELING LONELY?
FEELING SAD FOR SPENDING VALENTINE ALONE?
FEELING FEAR THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS STAY IN SUCH WAY?


FEAR NOT! MY FELLOW BECHELORS/BECHELORETTES, FOR NOW I BRRRING YOU -

~THE BLOODY SINGLE CLUB~
(a.k.a. BSC)

The BSC is a Malaysian oriented community dedicated for the bachelors and bachelorettes across the country. It is a friendly, interactive, yet informative club aimed to gather and aid the singles in their relationship hardtime, or to provide the members with updated relationship-wise knowledge.

OUR VISION:
- to reduce the amount of bachelors and bachelorettes on the street
- to create a united society with good relationship-wise knowledge
- to promote unity and better understanding of the people in Malaysia

OUR MISSION:
- to gather and help out all the bachelors and bachelorettes in Malaysia

WHAT WE DO?
As being mentioned earlier, the BSC aimed at helping out the singles in this country and to promote the unity spirit in the society. Hence, we'd prepared a wide variety range of activities in order to realize these vissions and the activities included:

  • Education classes on tactics and tricks to tackle girls/boys, how should one handle the situation, how to take hint, etc.
  • Talks/ Discussion/ Research on relationship issues
  • International etiquette studies
  • Out door research/ body language study (picnic)
  • Bodybuilding/ Yoga/ Fitness classes and talks
  • Group out door girl/boy hunt activities
  • Member mutual encouragement sessions
  • Sex education classes for members who're ready for more intimate relationships, and many more!

All the talks and classes will be provided by, of course, the experienced personale/ professionals.

Members who'd obtained a long term relationship (i.e. found their life partner) will be given a certificate as a remembrance for their participation in the club, a farewell party will be held and their name and photo including some none-private data shall be published in the house of honor section of our BSC Magazine that is published every half a year. These former members are encouraged to come back to our club as honored guests to provide talks and encouragements to our members.

"Luck doesn't comes to those who sit and wait, it only comes to those who seek for them!"

So what are you waiting for? Get your application form and sign up to our comittee and make a change in your life now!

The application form can be downloaded and print out from the link below:

http://s171.photobucket.com/albums/u319/wilstheone/?action=view&current=application_form.jpg

After filling the application, please send it to the following address:

No. 3, Persiaran Bandar Utama,

Bandar Utama,

47800 Petaling Jaya,

Selangor Darul Ehsan, Malaysia

This msg is brought to you by your friendly neighbourhood: Wilson ;)

2 comments:

Unknown said...

lol. the mission statement and agenda sounds like it came from some political website. Are you sure it's a good idea putting up ur address?? hehe

Wilson said...

hehehehehe!
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